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Paul Demotivational Poster

AMERICAN JEDI - \"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.” --Yoda

and what a time it was -

TAGS: kennedy paul simon nov 22
Rating: 4.1/5

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kellyvanrijn - January 3, 2015, 7:49 pm
I wonder if he was thinking about b***** Marilyn Monroe when this picture was taken?
tellitlikeitis - November 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
One of my favourites:)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 8:24 am
MissPriss - November 22, 2014, 10:07 pm
5 me lord.

if i could -

TAGS: eric garner i can t breathe justice paul simon
Rating: 3.08/5

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premiumgrade - April 9, 2015, 2:31 am
If people obeyed the police, this crap would nearly disappear. I have no sympathy.
GaryO - January 24, 2015, 5:35 pm
So it would seem, especially if yer not from the neighborhood. It appears both sides let a little thing get outta hand
kellyvanrijn - January 24, 2015, 2:37 pm
I guess the lesson here is don't break the law, and obey the commands of the police.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:48 pm
Awesome and strikenly sad.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 10:19 am


70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.

JACK NICHOLSON - can't handle the truth....


TAGS: life paulcadden
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - March 16, 2012, 10:55 am
thx for the nice comments. My new life motto
maoworks2 - March 16, 2012, 9:55 am
THat's It 5L.
Zetmonk - March 16, 2012, 6:31 am
That's how a life should have been!
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 9:05 pm

My sentiments. exactly. Well, not exactly. I'm not this wrinkly, not this grizzled. I don't smoke~~oh, I'm a girl. But other than that, this is exactly......
GaryO - March 15, 2012, 8:03 pm
And airman strikes. Way to zero in on the target, jet jockey. A heavy truism for this ol’ dawg. 500Ls if they were available.
mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:35 pm
amazing 5
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 7:18 pm
legendary 5


TAGS: wait forget pain paulo coelho
Rating: 5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 1:05 am
Verdeckt - September 2, 2011, 8:35 pm
GySgt1811 - September 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Ouch! 5 where did I leave my...? What was I looking for, anyway?

PAULA DEEN - I sell diabetes and diabetes accessories.

CONSTITUTIONAL DEFIBRILLATION - Bringing the Constitution back from the brink of death RON PAUL 2008

TAGS: politics ron paul
Rating: 1.91/5

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... - July 26, 2008, 11:58 pm
Who the f*** in Ron Paul?! He sounds like a Pope, not a President! "Pope Ron Paul the XIV"
Dark Knite - March 16, 2008, 11:43 pm
Epic. Failure.

FAMILY - No one will ever love you more. Believe me.

TAGS: paul barfoot
Rating: 2.29/5

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James Blackmoore - November 7, 2008, 3:20 pm
That's my uncle, father and on the left is my mother, i love them all so much! Especially when daddy touches me in my "special place".
The Skids - November 7, 2008, 3:17 pm
My family heritage.
a24 - July 7, 2008, 1:01 pm
Oh so that's daxflames dad


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not s******ing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't s******. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)

irony -

TAGS: paul walker fast furious it is not too soon
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:23 pm
Yeah, it was late at night. I felt "irony" was the wrong word. Other drafts were "how funny; life imitates art - sort of; life in the fast lane." So, yes I agree, coincidence works as a better title.
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:32 am
Besides sh*t happens when you drive an awesomely fast car at break neck speeds and think your fame makes you immortal...poor tree!
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:28 am
Irony or coincidence...it's the crotchety ones that never seem to be afraid to say it like it is...5L crotchety, teehee.
Cannabal - December 2, 2013, 7:17 am
People often confuse the word irony for coincidence.
Sho - December 2, 2013, 5:43 am
Thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
Sho - December 1, 2013, 10:33 am
He wasn't the one driving though

In Training -

KARAOKE - Who knew Superman was such a big Paula Abdul fan?


TAGS: michael jackson paul mccartney dishes
Rating: 4.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 7:00 am
McCartney was fired shortly afterwards for feeling up the table with the wonky leg.

PAUL THE OCTUPUS - Maybe predicting that the Koreans would be defeated wasn't the best idea.


TAGS: dude looked a little like paul williams too shoulda kicked his ass
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - December 27, 2009, 4:36 pm
... true story too.
aesop's folly - December 27, 2009, 2:19 pm
if this is real...
GreyScorpion - December 27, 2009, 10:48 am
Absolutely Brilliant!! 5L

PAUL MCKENNA - For once he tells the truth!

THE POPE - Because God isn't real.

TAGS: paul barfoot
Rating: 2.15/5

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You Fail - July 30, 2009, 2:46 pm
to the person right below me: O well.
GUEST. - June 30, 2009, 8:10 pm
I love how you just spit on a few hundred million people's beliefs. Beliefs they died for in the Holocaust, in persecution (like now) and in the name if God. You, my friend are a f***ing genius.

naggers -

TAGS: south park paula deen
Rating: 5/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2013, 8:00 am
Hilarious. Poor Paula.

KODACHROME - you give us those nice bright colors

TAGS: paul simon celebrity mugsh**s
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 5:13 pm
Dang! Does David Bowie ever age?
deChelca - November 18, 2012, 9:38 pm
Great song. Been singing it for two days. 5 wishes for a new song.
ughomer - November 7, 2012, 10:14 pm
Another fine creation, Airman. 5L


we had a -


TAGS: pee wee herman paul reubens
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 27, 2013, 4:38 pm
He was a sport about it. At a charity event soon after, he took the stage amid cheers and chortled into the microphone: "Heard any good jokes lately?"


TAGS: paul revere progressive british
Rating: 4.11/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:16 pm
So much for keeping it real. "Thou seest me rollin'. Thou haten."

PAUL REVERE - He knew about the red coats, but he had no idea about the blue coats.

TAGS: paul
Rating: 3.5/5

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TWOEDGE - October 5, 2011, 8:03 am
ha ha good one. I didnt see that.
boinger - October 4, 2011, 6:37 pm
serprize butsekz

paula deen -

Paulie Shore as Himself as Pruneface in Dick Tracy -

TAGS: paulie shore ***k tracy pruneface
Rating: 3.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 11:54 am
Why did I write Paulie Shore?!? Ultimate fail on my part.
Silverheart - June 14, 2013, 5:26 pm

That's Andy ***k, not Paulie Shore. And I'm actually ashamed that I know that...

PAUL NEWMAN: 1925 - 2008 - Actor, humanitarian, and a damned handsome man

TAGS: paul newman doris tribute
Rating: 2.76/5

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Derek - August 12, 2009, 10:55 pm
Also made very good salad dressing. It's true!
Tofurkenducken - April 12, 2009, 12:38 pm
A good man, a committed husband and father, an actor par excellance. He will be greatly missed.


TAGS: american idol simon paula randy all morons why do we listen
Rating: 2.71/5

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BOHICA - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am
Such animosity, lulz? Its not like I said he wasn't entertaining.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
Moderator? Can we get a ruling on lulz?
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:42 pm
I enjoy watching how crazy he can get on air personally.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
what you got against Glenn Beck you stupid anime faggot
MO - September 29, 2009, 10:49 pm
Simon is the reason I don't watch. As a matter of fact, that eurotard is #2 on my list of what's wrong with this country...over inflated douche bag.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 10:04 pm
Yeah, Douches are fun to watch. I think that's why Glen Beck is still on the air.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 9:57 pm
Usually, Simon is the only reason to watch.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:18 pm
oops. God! I can't believe I did that! I forgot to log in...
spacedog - September 29, 2009, 7:11 pm
You sent them anon. too Bart.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
Crap! A godd*** typo!

THIS BOOK JUST KILLED ME - Well...It had a few laughs, and some nice pictures,

TAGS: 9 11 commision report paul wolfowitz
Rating: 2.07/5

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Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:41 am

RON NASTY - Q:Are we not men? A:We are Yoko!

TAGS: beatles devo paul mccartney ron nasty john lennon
Rating: 1.87/5

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savvy101 - March 25, 2011, 1:27 pm
i agree with medammit Paul McCartney is alive and kicking only John Lennon and George Harrison have passed and Richard Starkey (Ringo Starr) cant die so it must be Paul KNOW YOUR BEATLES MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro - September 2, 2008, 12:07 pm
Not just the Rutles, RNR. The Rutles playing Devo!
medammit - September 2, 2008, 11:10 am
Hey losers- that's McCartney and he is still very much alive.
RnR - September 2, 2008, 10:48 am
LOL, the Rutles !!! I've got the "documentary" on DVD. A+

SIMON AND PAULA - Have just been replaced

PAUL WS ANDERSON - His shirt says it all.

Dawg!! -

TAGS: pauly
Rating: 3.8/5

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